Monthly Archives: December 2007

friends

“You like whiskey?” Birender asked, motioning me through the doorless doorway separating his office from where his drivers sleep. “We no talk business. We’re friends. India, America. Good friends.”

Jenny and I moved to India vowing to go against our inclination to avoid weird situations. When a snake charmer in Jaipur tells me to pet his cobra, I pet his cobra. And when a taxi boss invites me in for whiskey when I come over to argue about a fare, I drink his whiskey.

Birender barked orders and handed a hundred rupees to a driver wrapped head-to-shoulders in a thick wool scarf. The driver scurried off. The other drivers, squatting around a pile of hot coals, their sleeping cots piled with blankets behind them, stared as Birender led me into his sanctum.

I sat on his cot. He has a home and a wife nearby, he assured me, scrounging around for some glasses. Birender shouted some Hindi. A driver appeared in the doorway, looking at me. Birender passed the glasses and waved him off.

We discussed the threads that fate has woven, with his line and my line coming to intersect at this moment in space, at this moment in time: I, from New York in America, living in a flat five hundred meters northeast of where his cars and his men slept; he, from a village in Rajasthan, proud owner of two taxi stands and a mobile phone business.

The cups reappeared, now washed. The whiskey arrived, accompanied by a napkin wrapped around cubes of paneer dusted with fresh green herbs. The driver-cum-errand-boy lingered at the doorway, staring, before vanishing. India, America. India takes whiskey with water, America enjoys it straight up. “We talk no business,” he said again. We toasted. “Now we’re good friends.”

“Tomorrow is a holiday,” he told me. “You come to my village. Free of cost. Tomorrow is a festival. No pay for taxi. Good friend!” Our planned trip to Agra the next morning? “You postpone.”

“America very good,” he said. “I have friend in America. You talk!” He pulled a yellowed paper from his wallet, microscopic names and phone numbers covering all available space on both sides. Unfolding was a delicate act—too vigorous in his movement and he’d have a pile of little yellowed squares instead of one big one.

A mobile appeared in his hand. He scrutinized the paper, found the wrong number, dialed, found the right number, dialed. He spoke rapid Hindi that degenerated into laborious English. I caught words: “Mrs.” “Birender.” “Driver.” “Friend.” “America.”

And then he handed me the phone.

“Who is this?” She sounded seventeen. An American accent. A 540 area code: Virginia. Her furrowed brow came in loud and clear. I’m an American in Delhi, I told her. Fate had woven together my line with Birender’s line, and now her thread was intersecting as well. Does her mother know Birender? Oh, Birender drives her mother when she comes to Delhi. Or is it that Birdender drove her mother when she came to Delhi? So why am I calling? “I’m as confused as you are,” I tell her. “But I guess Birender wanted me to say hi.” America, India. Good friends.

getting the hang of things

If you’re not poor, you’re powerful. The sooner you accept that, the easier things will be. I’ve never thought of myself as rich, and over the last few years as my life has gotten easier financially, I’ve always prided myself on continuing to be thrifty. But leave your stingy platitudes behind here; most people are dirt poor and there’s no doubt in anyone’s mind that you – to them – might as well be Bill F-ing Gates.

As well as accepting I’m filthy rich, I’ve also stopped tyring to get lost in a crowd (which is a laughable idea, by the way, because my every movement is closely monitored by just about everyone). Every store has an excessive number of employees and to each one, it’s their job to serve you. Browsing confuses them. I’ve learned to allow them to help me. For instance, I went to a pharmacy and asked the saleswoman for shampoo. She then showed me several brands. I inspected them, asked the price of those I was interested in, and made my selection. I then ask for bandaids. Again, she showed me a selection. This time I didn’t like any, and rejected them all. It’s actually quite fun once you get the hang of it.

a weekend in rajasthan

Snake Charmer

Just when we think we’ve got all things Indian figured out, we get sick. Wanting to make the most of this Indian adventure, we got up very early Saturday morning and took a 5 hour train to Jaipur, the Pink City, to spend one night and then return Sunday evening. What possibly could go wrong in just 2 days and 1 night? Underwear, shirts, a couple advils and we’re good to go, right? Wrong. A lingering cold for me turned into to a wicked cough, and for Dave, an upset stomach with fever.

It wasn’t until Sunday that we began to feel badly, however, so at least we had a full day on Saturday. We took bicycle rickshaws around the old city, stuffed ourselves silly on a Rajasthan thali, lost ourselves in a group of Spanish tourists (all the touts were at us rattling off the cost of their goods in Spanish) and ended the evening sharing a deliciously sweet lassi served in a clay cup. Upon slurping the last drop, I smashed it into a nearby can. Like cracking the melted sugar in a crème brule – every human should do this.

Sunday came and with Dave in bed feeling bad, I trekked to a nearby pharmacy where I could buy just about any drug for 25 cents. We missed out on a lot of sights, but I’m sure we’ll be back. I waited to take my cough medicine until we got to the train station, as I knew it would make me drowsy. I know now that I took WAY too much (it didn’t come with a measuring cup or instructions) and I began to feel very odd (perhaps mild hallucinations?) So maybe cheap drugs in India isn’t always a good thing. Once settled into our seats it took a joint effort to kill a cockroach on the windowsill. I drifted in and out of sleep listening to the chatter of the people around me and whacky Indian music playing over ancient speakers.

Before I drifted off and after we killed the cockroach:

Dave to Jenny: “Thank you for being there for me when I needed you.”
Jenny to Dave: “Ditto”