Monthly Archives: February 2008

Touchscreen kiosk spotted at the Delhi airport

It’s not an incorrect use of English. It’s just unusual.

At the restaurant

“Pani, please,” I asked the guy behind the counter.

He stared at me. “K– kya?” (“W– what?”)

“Uh, pani?” Seeing his blank look, I gave up. “Water?”

“Ah, yes, water.” He gave me a bottle.

“Did I pronounce it wrong?” I asked him.

“No, not at all. I just didn’t expect that word coming from YOU.”

Late night wedding

It’s 11:53 PM, and there’s a wedding going on across the street. “Across the street?” my Mom asked after wondering why we were playing the soundtrack of tribal drums while we were on the phone with her. “Is there a temple across the street?” Nope. Weddings are affairs of the home, and the home across the street is done up to the nines:

We haven’t been to an Indian wedding yet. But from what we heard, they go really late. And they don’t really even get going until the groom shows up, typically seated on the back of a horse-drawn carriage and heralded by a brass band wearing old British army-style uniforms. We haven’t seen a carriage and haven’t heard a brass band yet… which means we’re probably in for a long night.

Poverty is: having no choice.

Who would have thought India would be cold? But it is: down to the forties at night, with a freeze expected on Friday. And while New York is obviously colder, our apartment here is a cement box with marble floors and drafty windows — a lack of insulation that will spare us the worst of May’s 105-degree average, but for now requires of us an electric heater in the living room and four blankets on the bed.

The guard outside our building has a harder time staying warm: his only help is an old blanket and a fire he builds out of discarded plastic cups. This dismal fire has illustrated to me the true nature of poverty: it’s not homelessness, it’s hopelessness.

The poorest people aren’t necessarily the ones unemployed and begging on the streets. They’re the ones forced to endure inhuman conditions because they can’t survive any other way.

Like many upper-middle class Indian neighborhoods, ours is surrounded by security guards. The daytime guards (the smiling, round-faced one is perhaps forty; the thin one with the harsh gray beard is probably fifty-five) sit at the entrance to our street just across from our building, chatting with passing servants and raising a metal barrier so cars can pass by. After eleven PM, though, when the iron gate clangs shut and the temperature marches downward, the nighttime guard retreats to a three-sided wooden shelter to doze and shiver until a car honks at him. Then he gets up and opens the gate.

A simple electric motion detector could do the exact same task; but in India, it’s cheaper to hire a man than to buy a machine.

I don’t know who hires the guards or pays their salaries; but whomever does so does not provide for their comfort. There are two plastic chairs and the wooden shelter, and there is the blanket and the plastic cups. Firewood is not provided. We learned this one cold night when the guard — one of three sixteen-year-olds who alternate the night shift — begged us for paper to burn.

India has lots of destitute people. But India has many more people employed as human motion detectors. At my office building, a woman stands in the parking lot in sub-basement three; all I’ve ever seen her do is stand there. In my office itself, a guard sits at the reception desk to watch who comes and goes; he’s here before we arrive and he’s here until everyone leaves, and I heard he sleeps here at night. Outside a trendy bar in a nearby neighborhood, I’ve seen the same bushy-mustached guard every time I’ve passed by since August; the entirety of his responsibility is to open the door.

This is what poverty forces you to do: endure physical suffering or abject boredom because you don’t have any other choice. Poverty is sitting all night long because someone has to open the gate. Poverty is accepting a job out in the cold from an employer who won’t provide firewood, knowing that you can’t waste your money buying any yourself. Poverty is being trapped in the mind-numbing present because you can’t afford the time or money to invest in a slightly better future.

Just down the street from our apartment is a small stone mosque — a sixteenth-century ruin listed as a protected monument by the government, surrounded by a small park and still used for prayers during the day. This place, at least, provides some measure of comfort for its night watchman; when I pass by late at night, I see the guy warming himself in front of a small fire. At least this guy gets firewood.

a trip to cambodia

Our first glimpse of Asia outside of India has shown us that not all of Asia is as crazy as India. Here are some pics.

Releasing the bird

near hauz khas village, five tourists encounter a penguin-shaped trashcan

I don’t know why, either.

cultures collide

Here we are in Hauz Khas in India, watching House of Cosbys with Indians!

Whoa.

American politics are global

behind the screen

Like most cities, Delhi has had some terrorism. As a result, they search everyone going into high profile targets like the Metro. Male guards briskly grope all the men passing their way, but such treatment of women, even by female guards, would be far too prurient for innocent Indian eyes. So, to protect women’s modest, their searching takes place behind screens or in little booths. In one recent search, the guards opened Jenny’s bag and demanded that she prove it was indeed a camera.

Well, she thinks that’s what they were asking. They may very well have been wondering how many megapixels our Canon gets. At any rate, Jenny did what she thought she was supposed to, as you can see below.

durd-e disco

At our Christmas party, Jenny gets some lessons in Bollywood-style dancing.